Saturday, July 24, 2010

Top 10 Guys fashion



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Clandestine Industries Clothing
Teen Fashion Editor's favorites of Pete Wentz's clothing line, Clandestine Industries Clothing.
Review of Men's Fashion Boutique Spec. NYC
Editors' Review of Men's Fashion Boutique Spec. NYC--Spec.’s designer lineup includes Ships, PPFM, Think Pink, Labo, Surplus Plus,
Whole 9, General Standard, Red Wheat, Takeo Kikuchi, Comme Ça Commune, Power to the People.


Top 10 Beer Fashion Disasters

1. Classic Beer T or Tank Top.

If you’ve just beaten an Oxycontin rap, your wife or a personal ‘Rock ‘N’ Bowl best,
you’ve probably got a closet full of these suds duds already. For everyone else, here are a few beer-themed sartorial choices that you
can run by the missus as she lights a Vantage Ultra Light off the propane barbecue and risks causing upwards of $1300 in property damage from the
ensuing blaze.


If you’re the adventurous type, it comes complete with double entendre seen here, left.

How do you establish territorial boundaries and also alert people to the fact that your name is Dick, and you drink beer? The answer
is right here, though technically the T would make more sense if it were on the actual beer, like a beer cosy perhaps. If you receive this as a gift
and your name is not Dick, it’s probably best that you reconsider the nature of your association with the person doing the giving. To the right, we
have the kind of T-shirt that is a must for anyone who has ever worked out for longer than one week. What use is having the big guns unless you wear one
of these to show them off? There is no point in lifting weights, or even in breaking a sweat, unless you have the kind of clothing that can reveal your
efforts to the outside world.

2. The Coors Draw String Pant.


Elegant, stylish, these are words that are never mentioned in conjunction with this item.
A comfy expandable elastic waistband, means you’re limited only by how many negative triglycerides readings come back from the lab that you choose
to ignore before that tingling sensation in your arm gets too worrisome.

3. The Beer Belly Pouch.




Best accessorized with a Corona Draw String Pant if you’re asymptomatic after that gastric bypass and given doctor’s
clearance to drink. With specs including an 80 ounce capacity and able to accommodate up to a 40-inch waistline,
this product will fit at least one third of the target demographic, the rest of whom will have to sling it around a thigh
4. Budweiser Tie.


For more official gatherings, like say the christening of the neighbor’s riding mower, the burying of a beloved family
pet you accidentally shot in the yard or a sentencing hearing, you can get the gavel banger to chuckle at your official Budweiser Tie before sending
you straight up the river without a raft. Whether such bold haberdashery really constitutes throwing yourself on the mercy of the court,
is up to legal interpretation of the, “I love you man” sentiment that varies state to state.

5. Corona Bikini Top / King of Beers One-piece


For a more tasteful statement, such as a backyard grill-off where the neighbor’s leering nephews are present, here’s a Bud one-piece,
right. For wrestling in we
6. The ‘Got Beer?’ Combination Belt/Bottle Opener.




Who says style can’t be functional? Why compromise the integrity of those molar fillings as as this versatile product will pop open bottles,


hold up your pants, and if a rumble breaks out, you’re an arm and a 38 waist’s length away from being able to reach out and flog someon

.7 Miller Lite Thong.


This item answers ‘yes’ to the question ‘do you floss?’ even if dental care is a distant priority. Floss that ‘junk in your trunk’
and show your significant other that your tastes in the boudoir correspond to the case of junk you just stashed in the trunk.
9. St Paddy’s Beer Socks.




Celebrate St Patrick’s Day all year round with St Paddy’s Day Commemorative Socks. I don’t know about you,
but we feel green just looking at them. [Fashion Suggestion: Green and yellow socks will clash with each and every item of clothing you own that's
not duck-hunting camouflage. Since they clash with everything, perversely, one could argue they go with everything]
10. Pints of Beer Cuff Links.



For your first time wearing cuff links, take your cue from the tone of the event you’re to attend and what others will be wearing.
If those people are completely and wholly unreliable, create a stir with your very own Pints of Beer Cuff Links [Fashion Suggestion:
Wow the VIP section of your local Tough Man Contest with these beauties]
Top 10 Guys fashion video


1 comment:

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